“I never beepity beep beep and beep beep beep…” At this point in the song, you get the feeling you should change the CD or at least stare out of the window like you’re not listening to the massive amounts of profanity pouring from the mouth of your favorite artist. It’s funny how the words are treated like nothing when you listen to this by yourself, so you don’t think anything is wrong when the music starts. As the song progresses you can nearly feel the dissapointment and shock rolling off of your parents in huge waves. Maybe taking control of the radio for once wasn’t worth the thoughts swirling in there head now…
Parents like to remain oblivious to the fact that there kids don’t exactly sing wheels on the bus while they are driving to work. It helps with the fantasy notion that their children will never grow up. When that little bubble is awkwardly burst by the truely mature nature of one of your favorite songs, duck and cover for a parental control explosion!
At this point, realization is crashing on them that the children of this generation grow up faster than child stars between seasons of a TV show. They will do anything and everything to stop it!
So do yourself a favor, play along..
the next time you get the urge to blast some eminem in the car with your mom, put on some T.swift instead…
whatever you do, stay away from the ke$ha!
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