Think about it, how many idiots do you see daily?

For example, not like this is a secret or anything, but some of the most ridiculously brainless people I have ever seen are in reality television.

There are show where people literally make themselves sick and injure themselves for the purpose of showing people how idiotic they can be. There are staged relationships, flawed physical competitions, and confessionals that basically just have people trying to justify there moronic antics or bad mouth someone who acts the same way they do.

I once saw an entire episode of one show that centered around the fact that one person stole someone elses granola bar, so the other person poured out there energy drinks. For real? How much money and time was wasted on this? Someone should strap all the reality television “stars” to a chair in front of a barney marathon so they learn what they should have learned at the age of five.

What I was trying to say when I went off on my rant about reality TV is the reality that there are alot of stupid people in this world. Sometimes we see them on television, sometimes at work, sometimes walking down the street.

Sometimes you fight with them, trying to show them how dumb they are.

Most of the time I just let it go.

Stupid people never realize they are stupid, they just go on believing that everyone is laughing with them.

on that note I close with this quote…
“What’s Walmart? Do they, like, make walls there?”
-Paris Hilton, The Simple Life

p.s.
reply with a story of something stupid you had the joy of laughing at

I know I have!
Good thing I seem to have infinite lives or something because Imust ignore those stupid chain messages AT LEAST ten times a day!
But god it throws my whole day off to know that some psychopath has nothing better to do than being introduced to ten of my closest friends…
Honestly? who comes up with these things?
There is some loser on the other side typing..
” eleven year-old sarah was murdered and if you dont send this to the first two hundred people on your friends list than she will come after you for revenge!”

Seriously, I had nothing to do with this pretend preteen victim or her facetious demise. Therefore, I highly doubt she has a bone to pick with me

Who invented the chain letter?
and what is the point?
Did someone just get the random urge to annoy the entire facebook population one day?
Well, they suceeded..
What if someone seriously needs to warn me about an eleven year old psycho killer and they send it as a mass email? I wont even read it!
So I blame you spammers for my death..
because you cried “psycho” too many times for me to take our generation seriously!

( Note: this post has contained heavy doses of corny sarcasm..please forgive me <3)

Especially late at night!

You gotta admit it. You love waking up to the jolt of constant vibrating and/or loud beeping from your cell phone which always seems to be too far away to answer when you are asleep.

Then you open up a text message that says “Hey”

and you think, “Well, I just woke up for nothing…”

but you go against your better judgement, and answer your friend in the most endearing way known to man at this age.

“Hey”

Then they continue to waste your precious dozing hours by being ridiculously retarded.

“You Awake?”

And you think, “No, I taught myself to text in my sleep!”

Instead of pointing out the obvious, you usually reply with the symbolicly angry one-word text,

“Yea”

They usually reply with…

“I can’t sleep”

And you think, “Why? Is someone annoying you with meaningless texts too?”

but ofcourse, as a good friend should, you answer “Why?”

This usually spins into a long dramatic tale about things which do not involve you…

“My boyfriend looked at me wierd today so I asked him what was up but he said nothing was up but I didn’t believe him so I went through his phone and I found a text message smiley face from some girl I don’t know and he said it was his cousin but I didn’t believe that either so I …(continues in unpunctuated physchobabble)”

The texts are usually so long that you fall asleep in between recieving them, and you get angry every time you get a new one, until you finally decide to tell your friend you are going to sleep. Right as you fall back asleep after they send you an “Okay, I understand it’s kinda late”

you get a

“Goodnight”

you get a little annoyed but decide to send them a final goodnight.

About fifteen minutes later you get another one

“Sorry about keeping you awake, Thanks for all of your help! “

You decide against replying because that was pretty much the last straw.

*loud beeping and vibrating*

*answers text*

“Hello? Are you mad at me?”

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT STATUS MOMENT!! WHY WON’T YOU CONNECT???

I hate when I go to my friends house with my computer and they don’t have wifi. I then try to connect to something with a perfect signal nearby and it’s freaking password protected!!

But then there are those magical moments when you can get a perfect internet connection, and blog in peace.

OR you wait until you go to your completely dead monday night karaoke job and suck on the company internet (maybe that’s just me haha)

The world should just have free wifi for everyone, everywhere (:

would’nt that be nifty?

just peek through your neighbors curtains if you have twenty-twenty vision and see if you can decipher the code on their router…

(make sure the chosen neighbor is not a fellow creeper or you may find yourself just staring back at them…)

if your lucky, the computer is by the window!

happy creeping (:

Everyone has been on one end of one of those. You look at someone and then they suddenly look at you, so you pretend you were taking a casual glance around the room.

They give you this face like  “Excuse me? Is there some reason your eyes are attached to my face?” and then you look all “Don’t flatter yourself, I was making eyes at that tree behind you!”. I love how completely clueless we act like everyone is.

SO the next time you are looking at someone and they look at you, just continue to look. Don’t be ashamed, let them be the one’s to look away first!

(CAUTION: I AM NOT TO BLAME FOR ANY VERY LONG STARING SESSIONS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO MY BLOG)

Sorry for filling the internet with me dorkish babble

till next time !

stare happily (:

Parents like to remain oblivious to the fact that there kids don’t exactly sing wheels on the bus while they are driving to work. It helps with the fantasy notion that their children will never grow up. When that little bubble is awkwardly burst by the truely mature nature of one of your favorite songs, duck and cover for a parental control explosion!

At this point, realization is crashing on them that the children of this generation grow up faster than child stars between seasons of a TV show. They will do anything and everything to stop it!

So do yourself a favor, play along..

the next time you get the urge to blast some eminem in the car with your mom, put on some T.swift instead…

whatever you do, stay away from the ke$ha!

(:

The worst time for this to happen is when I get really upset and then I just think that the person I am walking with doesn’t care, or doesn’t know what to say. You know that feeling in the pit of your stomach when you say something way out of line over the phone and then the person on the other end doesn’t respond? and then you find out like two minutes later that they fell asleep? That’s what it’s like!

Sometimes I do this to my friends…I’ll wait until they get knee-deep in a crazy conversation and then walk away and try to see how long it takes them to notice (I’ve been left before…).

So how much of the talking that we do is actually meant to be listened to? 

It seems like everyone just keeps talking, even if no one is listening…

It’s okay when this happens between yourself and a stranger. Think about it, if you find out that they weren’t actually waving at you then you can end your train of thought that is speeding down the tracks of “Do I know him/her?…Why did they wave at me?…am I in the way…etc.”

When the person waving is your friend and they ignore you to wave at someone else, a mighty downpour of nobody-cares-about-me falls right on top of your head.

Want an umbrella?
I care (:

About three years ago I wouldn’t be caught dead eating any food that had touched another food! Things just don’t taste the same when they are mixed. The same goes for eating bites of different things all at once. Honestly, I usually finish each part of my dinner seperately. It tastes better that way (:

I hate when I get philly cheesesteak from work and there is pickle juice on the side of my bread because they put a pickle in the frie basket for some odd reason. Bread is THE WORST food to mix other stuff with, because it usually gets soggy. Soggy bread is unbearable!

Wow, I’m getting really angry about this food issue lol
Time to simmer down…
and then be set on a plate away from everything else like things are supposed to…
i need a life (:

Okay, I don’t think anyone actually likes doing dishes…that’s why they invented dishwashers!! So how bad is it when you finish eating at a friends house and your friend is washing the dishes. Suddenly, you are overjoyed that you don’t have to wash your dish, but you hate the fact that you have to make your laziness known by putting the dish in the sink when your friend is slaving over the terrible task.

Suck it up or wash it yourself, right?
nah, tell your friend their mom wants them and toss it in there when they walk away (: