“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.”

So I was at work and my manager was trying to explain why the salt is sticking together inside the bottles on the table. Its something about humidity on the patio making the salt wet, and right as he said that she interrupted and said
“But isn’t it supposed to be wet? It’s sea salt!”
I couldn’t help but laugh. Are people really that dumb?
The answer to that question is absolutely yes.
I see things like this all day long working in a restaurant because I am constantly around so many people. The more people you meet, the more you question the future of mankind, trust me.

Think about it, how many idiots do you see daily?

For example, not like this is a secret or anything, but some of the most ridiculously brainless people I have ever seen are in reality television.

There are show where people literally make themselves sick and injure themselves for the purpose of showing people how idiotic they can be. There are staged relationships, flawed physical competitions, and confessionals that basically just have people trying to justify there moronic antics or bad mouth someone who acts the same way they do.

I once saw an entire episode of one show that centered around the fact that one person stole someone elses granola bar, so the other person poured out there energy drinks. For real? How much money and time was wasted on this? Someone should strap all the reality television “stars” to a chair in front of a barney marathon so they learn what they should have learned at the age of five.

What I was trying to say when I went off on my rant about reality TV is the reality that there are alot of stupid people in this world. Sometimes we see them on television, sometimes at work, sometimes walking down the street.

Sometimes you fight with them, trying to show them how dumb they are.

Most of the time I just let it go.

Stupid people never realize they are stupid, they just go on believing that everyone is laughing with them.

on that note I close with this quote…
“What’s Walmart? Do they, like, make walls there?”
-Paris Hilton, The Simple Life

p.s.
reply with a story of something stupid you had the joy of laughing at 🙂

I hate it when i die from not passing on chain mail…

Okay so how many of you have waken up to a whole slew of undead children, demented clowns, and various other monsters waiting to murder you at 12:01 because you didn’t spam you’re friends list?

I know I have!
Good thing I seem to have infinite lives or something because Imust ignore those stupid chain messages AT LEAST ten times a day!
But god it throws my whole day off to know that some psychopath has nothing better to do than being introduced to ten of my closest friends…
Honestly? who comes up with these things?
There is some loser on the other side typing..
” eleven year-old sarah was murdered and if you dont send this to the first two hundred people on your friends list than she will come after you for revenge!”

Seriously, I had nothing to do with this pretend preteen victim or her facetious demise. Therefore, I highly doubt she has a bone to pick with me 🙂

Who invented the chain letter?
and what is the point?
Did someone just get the random urge to annoy the entire facebook population one day?
Well, they suceeded..
What if someone seriously needs to warn me about an eleven year old psycho killer and they send it as a mass email? I wont even read it!
So I blame you spammers for my death..
because you cried “psycho” too many times for me to take our generation seriously!

( Note: this post has contained heavy doses of corny sarcasm..please forgive me <3)